When will this BS of a climate wise up and realize that people will be more willing to save the environment if the environment was more willing to save them? I mean wake Earth, when was the last time candy rained down right into the mouths of hungry diabetic kids? Why do you and Murphy's Law get along so well? Who the hell are you environment, and what have you done with my friend summer!
Oh I know what you'll say, " A balance must be struck blah balli blah balli blook
Whatever, listen up environment, my heating bill has now exceeded both my liqour and beef jerky expenses for the first time in recorded history, and frankly it scares the shit out of me. So I'm begging you... no.. threatening you.... get warmer by this Saturday or face the wrath of the DPK2000. Thats right, unless my demands for warmer weather are met I will unleash my robot clone brother on the earth and all its silly habitats. I call it Operation HabiTIT for Tat.
Sidenote to robot lovers, the DPK2000 was originally intended to fight/rape Captain Planet but my beef with that piece of shit dirt fucker has long since been laid to rest. I had a talk with Gaia and she grounded him until the icecaps evaporate (sweet, sweet justice). Oh and if anyone has any bright ideas to try and stop me (eh hem... SuperMan) I say bring it, just no speeches OK, we got enough vocab flying around from Mike Fuckabee to fill a magnum rubber's reservoir tip.
Make it warm Capeech!!!
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