Werd on the street.

Today's "Werd on the street" is that Condi Rice and GW are shacking up. This news has gotten the first lady's feather more than a bit ruffled according to my sources at the white house. I initially heard this juicy tidbit whilst on a stroll with my roommate. He said that he was told that the good secretary might be playing out her fantasies as the main actress in the movie secretary. Now don't get me wrong, I think that our leaders need to be well laid and relaxed to properly guide us through these troubled times. But I also think that Condi could do much better than GW. Still if they insist on getting buck wild in the soon to be "ovary office" they need to share the love. I hereby decree that all presidential sex be recorded (I know a great A/V guy) and archived for the future generations of history buffs. The sexual history of our country would only be accessible to US citizens and only after both/all parties involved in said sex tape are either dead or sign a full disclosure and consent form. I've been working on this form and it is basically a questionnaire that will help flesh out some of the more abstract elements of the sexual encounter. For example;

"Did the president's semen have a normal viscosity, or was it in anyway unusual?, please explain." "

"Were there any accidental bowel movements...any intentional?"

"Were either of you angry?"

"Did anyone cry? If so, was it before, during, or after the sex."

More sample questions can be found at politicaldoggystlye.net.

You can see why this is an important cause and I emplore you to join me in my fight for a hotter history. Remember, America needs to be remembered in a sexy way and I believe this is the generation to do it!! Praise be to me!

DPK
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